Overheard in a café

Her: How are you?
Him: Oh, not feeling too good. Got a headcold.
Her: You had one last week, too.
Him: Yeah, it's the same one. Still trying to get rid of it.
Her: Have you taken anything for it?
Him: Nah, I'm too hard for that.

*Café Chick shakes head in disbelief at typical Kiwi male*

What funny things have you overheard lately?