"Really? Only two years? I thought you were part of the furniture!" my manager commented. He attempted to get himself out of trouble by assuring me that it's a good thing, going on to say he's surprised at how much institutional and sector knowledge I've managed to gain in such a short time ... blah blah blah. He carefully backed out of the room while addressing a question to the room in general:
If you were a piece of furniture, what would you be?Let's think about it. I used to be like this at work, but thankfully those days are over:
I know this technically isn't a piece of furniture, but it sure would be fun to be one of these:
I like the idea of being one of these, mostly just for the name but also for the images of the exuberant lifestyle it conjures up:
And then I came up with my answer: a bright, colourful and unique Tiffany lamp.
It wasn't until I got home tonight and discovered a quiz that can tell you exactly what item of furniture you are supposed to be. Of course.
A desk? No thanks. I prefer my colourful Tiffany lamp.
Go on ... what item of furniture are you?