10 quick questions

I feel like I'm cheating today. I've taken someone else's blog post and used it in my on blog. I haven't even replied to theirs, like they requested! But this is a pretty cool (quick) survey, so I'm stealing it for myself and posting my answers on my own blog. I'm sure he'll understand.

1. Who would you turn gay for?
   Her or her. No-one else.
2. You're heading to a deserted island to live for a year, you poor bugger. Enjoy eating bugs for dinner. As a consolation, you're allowed a free subscription to one magazine. What will it be?
   Doh! Not a magazine reader. I guess I'm doomed to eternal boredom, then. Maybe I can bring one of these instead?
3. While on the island, you can get takeaway food delivered as often as you want - but only one kind. What will it be?
   Beef/lamb doner kebab (no onions) with garlic yoghurt and tomato sauces.
4. Will Guns N' Roses' Chinese Democracy ever be released?
   Hope not. Actually, I don't really care.
5. Arnold Schwarzenegger or Jean Claude Van Damme?
   Arnie. I'll be back.
6. Ricky Gervais or Steve Carrell?
   There can only be one David Brent.
7. Jessica Alba or Jessica Biel?
   Must I? Um, ok ... depends what for.
8. Do you have a sex tape on the Internet? And does it feature Paris Hilton?
   Not sure. Hope not *shudders at thought of Paris Hilton on mystery sex tape*
9. Will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark?
   Sure. Why not? Actually, that would be quite exciting. Line up the boy next to a shark, and see which one swims fastest. Cool!
10. What are you going to do as soon as you've finished this survey?
    Continue to pontificate on the meaning of life. Or probably cook dinner. (Possibly pontificate on the meaning of life while cooking dinner, but I doubt it.)

Your turn ...